i'm balding!
arggh.

my hair is falling everywhere. in the shower, in my room, when i go out, when i sleep..... i find strands of hair all over the place. many strands of hair. bunches of them.
i bet if i picked them all up, i could make them into a wig. i could save one bald guy's scalp from sunburn!

sad thing is, i cant find a bald spot. i only notice my hair getting thinner but my mum thinks that thee's no difference. she just said that my hair is malnourished. "when you have long hair, the nutrients dont go down to the ends......." i thought hair(the pat you can see) is dead? if something's dead, why do you still need to nourish it? tsk.

perhaps she meant preserve. like the old egyptian times where they mummify their pharohs.
firstly, dig out all their organs, then wash the body, then marinate the body in herbs and spices, then wrap it up in toilet paper. the mummy then can be preserved for a really long time. only god knows how long. you get best results when you do it on a dead body.

hmmm.
maybe i need to mummyfy my hair.
after all, its dead. right?

anyay, i need to convince my mum i'm balding. and the only way to do that is to find a bald spot. then she'll take me to yun nam hair cair centre or beijing 101. then after treatment, i can endorse whichever hair care specialist that i went to and have my picture on mrt trains like edmun chen, cassandra see and one other guy.

now how cool is that?